Today, I asked Facebook to ask me questions so I could answer them because I was feeling lazy. Oh my gosh, Facebook did not disappoint I got everything from Victoria's Secret to science-y stuff. I had a lor of fun answering these questions. Enjoy.
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15 Facebook Questions (in the order they were received)
1. How many times have you had to dispose of a body, and how have you done so in the past? I'm a strong advocate of acid, but high grade hydrochloric acid's super pricey... Any suggestions?
(Dear FBI: I know I'm already on your watch-list, and I'm just joking... you can take your patriot acts and shov- :sniper bullet passes through brain:)
Wow. Getting weird right off the bat.
I have disposed of exactly one dead body in my 18 years of life and it was the body of my fish, Gowie. I was 5 and Gowie had a nice... water burial. In the toilet.
Assuming you mean larger bodies, Siri recommends hiding dead bodies in reservoirs metal foundries, swamps, mines, or dumps. I recommend not killing people.
2. So Micaela, what have the past few months taught you about life? How has living in Utah affected your life and career goals? Have you met any non-weird boys yet?
The last few months have taught me to appreciate meat and vegetables, avoid unscented laundry detergent, stock up on toilet paper, actively try to see good in other people, and cry when I really need to. I know that's not terribly deep, but this is what seems significant to me so far.
Living in Utah has shown me that it's good to surround yourself with "good" people, but it's better to surround yourself with genuine people. Utah is filled with good people, as is any place, but sometimes it feels like genuine people are few and far between. It's also shown me that, as great as Utah is, I will not be living in Utah after I am done with college. Career-wise, I'm still in limbo.
Non-weird boys... Short answer: Yes. Long answer: I'm learning to embrace the awkward. (In other words, they're still weird, but I'm learning to fin it adorable.)
3. What color would the grass be is Tim Burton was in control of the universe?
Orange.
4. How can people like places or traveling when they have never been or done it before?
I really love this this question. I guess it's the same as liking a person you've never met or loving a song you've only ever heard your friend sing. Places have personalities, like people, and I suppose we connect with places based on our experiences. I, for example, really love Barcelona, Spain, even though I've never been there. I know I love it because I've seen it in pictures and movies and have fallen in love with what I know about the history and culture. Will I ever actually go there? I have no idea.
5. Are you engaged yet? When are you getting married? Am I invited to the wedding? What's your wedding song gonna be? Will you marry me?
No, I don't know, you may be invited to the reception, All About Us by He is We and Owl City, no.
6. How would you describe your perfect day?
Can we assume that I have unlimited resources and the ability to teleport? Cool.
I would wake up at 9:30 am to a gorgeous and nerdy man bringing me a Magleby's Fresh French Toast Platter. I would then enjoy breakfast in bed followed by a refreshing shower. A limo would pick me up and take me to a full service spa, where I would receive a massage, mani/pedi, and facial.
After that, I would teleport to Japan's best sushi restaurant and enjoy a sushi date with Andrew Garfield (who is in love with me). We would laugh and talk and be quite romantic, until I told him I needed to go. He would kiss me goodbye, wiping gentle tears from his face.
I would teleport to Sanibel Island, FL, where I would meet all of my best friends for an afternoon of relaxing in the sun. I would finish the day off with a sunset dinner on the beach with all of my favorite people (my dad, my best friends, my puppy, etc.). We would probably have Thai food, but I wouldn't really notice what I had to eat because I would be so happy to have all my favorite people with me.
Then, I would teleport back to my childhood home just in time to watch the fireflies come out. I'd go to bed at 11.
7. What do carrots remind you of?
Okay, so, in middle school, I rode the bus with my best friend, Laura. Sometimes we would get really cold waiting for the bus to show up, so I came up with this crazy idea that saying "I'm a carrot" over and over helped us keep warm. To this day, I swear to Gosh that it helps.
8. What's the meaning of life?
This video. Or 42. Pretty much, go read/watch The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
9. Who the eff is Hank?
BOOM.
Now go watch the Vlog Brothers.
10. Why can't people come up with thoughtful questions on the spot?
For the same reason that people can't come up with thoughtful answers on the spot.
11. If both hydrogen and oxygen fuel fires, then why doesn't water burn?
You pose an interesting question.
12. If a zombie bites a vampire, then that vampire bites a human, does the human become a zombie or a vampire...or a zompire?
Wow. Pressure. All my life, I've been preparing to answer this question.
First, we must establish whether or not vampires can contract disease (since zombie-ism is traditionally said to be transmitted in the form of a virus.) After consulting aioros (a highly reliable source I found on some random webpage), "Vampires are not succeptible to viral illness. If your vampire appears sick, its probable he/she just wants blood, attention, or to not be taken out for walks in broad daylight."
So the answer to your question, as posed, is the human would simply become a vampire. However, what would happen if a vampire bit a zombie who then bit a human? Interesting. I am inclined to think that the human would then, indeed, become a zompire. This is contingent on my hypothesis that zombies can contract vampirisism. I am still in the process of testing said hypothesis.
13. are you on winter track? I want to see you
I am assuming that you are asking if I'm on winter track at BYU-I. The answer is no, as I do not attend BYU-I. Sorry. :(
14. Why am I only lesbian when Victoria Secret fashion shows are on?
Sexuality is a personal thing that you define between you, yourself and... you. Apparently, your brand of lesbianism only manifests when you're watching anorexic and freakishly tall women wearing itsy-bitsy panties and oversized angel wings. I mean, that's not my thing, but I guess it could appeal to someone...?
Then again, it is possible that you have a thing for starving angels with growth hormone disorders, in which case I urge you to get counseling.
15. Define existence. (Not trolling this time.)
Define "not trolling."
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